I Just Had A Vegan Cheesesteak
Never thought I’d see this but, then again, it IS Oregon. I’m hanging out at the Oregon State Fair today and came across a vegan food vendor. Tofurkey? Check. Veggie dogs? Hell yeah. Vegan Cheesesteak? Whaaaaaaaaaa?
Yep.
Even the bun was vegan. On a scale of one to ten hemp plants, I give the “meat” an 8, the bun a 6 and the “cheese sauce” a 4. Then again, I really don’t have a frame of reference on vegan cheesesteaks, so this is all purely speculative.
One thing I DO know? Can’t wait to have a real steak at Sizzler tonight.
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