My Dinner With Sarah Palin

Really?

Now, I will say that it is very nice of her and her husband to donate the proceeds to Ride 2 Recovery. But, I’m not terribly clear about what will be left after the next shopping spree at Neiman Marcus at The Mall Of America. The bidding, for dinner with Sarah Palin and husband Todd, starts at $25K. So, if you are of that ilk, have at it.

Your other option is to have lunch with Karl Rove starting at $7,500. For $7,500 I would much rather have lunch with someone less polarizing — like the Rev. Al Sharpton. Or, I would pay to have David Cross go to lunch with Rove — and film it. It would be classic.

To the “winners” of these auctions I will just give you a big thumbs up for having your priorities squarely in order and I hope that life on your little planet is going well.